Tuesday, December 26, 2006

A Joke? No, an Endorsement of Polyamory.

Someone told the following "joke" on a message board:

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his "manhood" in a vice.

She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband was terrified, and screamed, “Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?”

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to".

That joke has to be the best endorsement of Polyamory that I've heard in quite awhile.

It reflects the fantasies of women who have been "cheated on".

It's proof positive that monogamy makes people insane with jealousy.

No one but the insane would come up with an idea like that.

No Polyamorist would ever have a thought like that cross their mind.

Doreen Ellen Bell-Dotan, Tzfat, Israel

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